It has been brought to my attention via my fan base of my parents other regular one follower (and true love, in an alternate universe where I am a homosexual man) that I suck at blogging this year. To these claims I respond, "I know. I'm sorry. And I will surely pay for it in the afterlife".
Additionally, I meet these claims with a promise to get back on the blog horse. "Blog horse" is a hilarious term on it's own, while also adequately representing the endless mediocrity and pointless criticism that I impose on the world in my blog. Although I guess to be imposing you need to really be forceful, and I am nothing if not limp in my online presence.
So to you three to five (if anyone else from my family has been looking to see how disappointing the younger generation is) readers, I swear I will write more. I am mounted on my blog steed, with my blog hat on, ready to observe and deliver the completely useless, and predominantly uninteresting nuances of my everyday life!
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