This is The Almond.

 This is the almond because whenever I am asked to say a a word, and then my name (which happens more often than it should) I always say almond. It's also live in 3D, just for good measure. This is a thing that happened to me today:

 Today I came home to an empty house. My father had left the vacuum cleaner sprawled in the middle of the floor. I guess I was in a bad mood because when I saw it I burst into tears.