Super Saving Money Tip #6

   Since I haven't written one of these in a while, I imagine you are flat broke. Fear no more, because this one is real practical.
   Ladies, I think you've all had that moment where you're getting dressed to go out on the town, being desirous of looking hot and dangerous. You got your nails done, hair done, everything did. The long and short of it: you hope to make a man wanna speak Spanish tonight. So you pull out your freak'um dress and you're gonna put on some tights underneath because as fly as you are, you haven't shaved your legs in five (hundred) days. You are ready. This is your night. LOL NO JOKES ON YOU.
   Turns out your tights have a walnut-sized hole right near the crotch. Or maybe there's a run (also originating in the crotch area) going all the way past your knees. Don't nobody want to speak Spanish to you now! You may as well just stay in and wait half an hour for the first ten minutes of Friends to buffer on Putlocker then fall asleep at nine o'clock in a pile of your own used Kleenex.
   Hey girl, I've got news for you. You don't ever have to have a sad girl night again on account of your holey tights.
   Tights are expensive, and to be real, they'll all do you like that first pair. You'll wear them cautiously as you can, being  careful not sit sit on any wooden surfaces that could be splintered, and after maybe six (at best) wears they'll get runs. I know, oh I know.
   You don't gotta buy a new pair ever again. All you need to buy is a black magic marker. Simply put your ratty tights on and begin colouring in your legs as necessary. I did this just the other day, and I can easily say it is worth the scrubbing for the next three weeks to get your legs back to leg colour. Besides, after the first few washes the marker fades to green, and thats pretty cool, right?
   My only suggestion, ladies, is that if you are anticipating someone taking off your tights before the night is through you might run into some difficulty with this scheme since it might look like you carry the Bubonic Plague. But who knows, I'm sure some people are into that.