Haystacky

   What is the purpose of haystacks? Is a haystack just an accumulation of hay, and if so, does it serve any functional purpose? I don't know, but what I do know is that I love it as an adjective!
   The best example I can think of is to describe a haircut as haystacky. My mother said this to me in an email and why, I just couldn't contain my laughter! Hair, like a haystack, imagine that. You could also describe an arrangement of food as such: the string beans were piled on top of the bread cake in a haystackyway. Or a pubescent pre-teen's room, a mother in at her wit's end might describe like "clothes, books and school supplies flung about all haystacky!". Yes, the word of the future is what it is, if nothing else.