Laziness and Spending

   I don't know if people realize this, but saving money is in close correlation with saving money. I mean serious laziness, like one step past going to McDonalds because you're too lazy to cook; like starving because you're too lazy to even go to McDonalds lazy. Another example: the kind of lazy that considers walking up and down the stairs exercise.
   I am this kind of lazy, and as a result I am pretty decent with money. I am so lazy that I often do not go out with friends because why bother when I could be at home watching Girls on 1channel. Am I right? Am I right? But in all seriousness, you wanna save some money, just drop all motivation towards everything with the exception of staying motivated to make money. The cheddar's gotta come from somewhere (believe me, I've tried to cut all spending and maintain the same bank balance while making no money and I just turned into an angry food monster).
   Some easy cuts: food, gym membership, hot water and pets (set them free, they'll love you more for it).