My most overused exaggerated phrase is probably to proclaim loudly and obnoxiously, "I'm dying!" Right now is one of the times when I want to yell it... Guys,
I'M DYYYYYYIIIIINNNNGGGGG
This morning I woke up and my voice was gone. It has since returned, my voice is just a little strained. But after going to the gym my body feels like peanut brittle and my head feels like a stale gumdrop. I have a bit of a headache, which really makes me convinced that I am dying since I never get headaches. And my spine is always crunchy, but tonight it is an accordion (made of peanut brittle).
I just want to roll around on the floor and say ridiculous things and watch "Marcel the Shell with Shoes on" and eat warm croissants. I always want something sweet in the evening (get your mind out of the gutter) though and dough counts, so that part is not that out of the ordinary. I also want fancy pants hot chocolate from Cocoa Seventy which is this gourmet chocolatier and everything there must be paid for in gold pieces.
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