Daz Natyurl

   We're about to get medium-rare on the washroom words, so... thar she blows I guess. I was on the subway today going to work and I observed a pungent aroma not unlike asparagus farts. I won't get into the details, I think you can imagine what that is like if you have never experienced it before. Needless to say, it is not high on the list of things you wish to be overpowered by on a Monday evening.
   Anyways, I lived. I then transferred onto the next subway line, and was less than enchanted by someone's excessive fruity perfume. It was a smell I could taste. It was one of those things that if I hadn't eaten enough it could have made me very sick.
   I think between the two smells I would rather have the asparagus fart smell over the fruity perfume smell. Maybe because I can sympathize more with someone who let one rip than someone who has willingly put that much perfume on. One is trying to be smaller, the other is trying to be bigger. Also, the first is a natural smell, the second is not. Weird tangy perfume is not found in the wild and therefore I cannot support it. Not that I support a surplus of asparagus in the body but I can understand it at least.