Melon

   The word melon. What's up with that?
   It gives me the heebie-jeebies. Everyone finds it strange that it creeps me out so much. I can imagine every kind of predator ever saying the word melon and it weirds me out.
   You're just trying to watch Battleship online because you're in that kind of mood. Unfortunately you suck at using the internet and wind up in a vampire mediaeval fantasy chat room. A window opens, ivegottabig_lancelot69 asks you "i love juicy melons".
   You're walking home after a night of drinking, you know you shouldn't take the shortcut through the alley but you're just so goddamn lazy. A toothless man introduces himself as Sal. He reminds you of a sardine and says, "I know a great place to get melon at this time of night".
   You wake up one morning and find yourself in the mesozoic period, surrounded by tall grasses. All of a sudden you hear a rumbling as birds and brontosauruses trample past you. You turn around face-to-face with a velociraptor who grins a toothy grin and screeches, "melons are the ripest this time of the year".
   Melons are creepy because predators could feasibly talk about them.