Its 420 and Your Life's Still a Joke

Print off this brief questionnaire and circle the appropriate responses.

Are you thirteen? YES  NO

Did you make a Facebook status/ tweet about how pumped you were for 420 either today, yesterday or last week? YES  NO

Have you been counting down the days in some kind of organized fashion i.e calendar, alarms etc? YES  NO

Is this better than Christmas and/or Hanukah or whatever it is that you like to celebrate on your spare time? YES  NO

Did you make a Facebook status/ tweet while you were stoned? YES  NO

Did you take a picture of you and your bong? YES  NO

Did you actually attend a march with a political mandate? YES  NO

Or did you just hang out in that park near your house? YES  NO

Did you go check out those three for one President's Choice oven pizzas? YES  NO

Did you spend more than forty-five minutes in the grocery store at all? YES  NO

Your life is still a joke. YES