About Dancing

   My dance moves are depressingly similar the movements that I make when I step into the shower and the water is too hot and I'm trying to turn down the hot water while putting the smallest percentage of my body under the offensive stream. We've all been there. Except I apparently like to revisit that when I'm pon de dancefloor.
   Maybe it's a muscle memory thing. I get pretty sweaty at the clubs, so its almost as if I've been in the shower. My body just automatically goes for that arms-half-raised-shifting-side-to-side-awkward-faced movement. Maybe I should make a music video that will hopefully take off, Soulja Boy style.
   Now I'm just Googleing pictures of Soulja Boy and let it be known that he is not bad looking, and were it not for the face tattoos and the pitiable rap career I would be awkward hot shower dancing in his general direction.