I notice that a popular trend in blogging has been to give people tips on how to take the perfect selfie. I love trends, but even more, I love people and seeing them succeed! So I would like to add my two cents. Or three cents if I can! Ha! Ha! For all the fellas rolling old school out there, a selfie is a beautiful photograph that a person takes of him or herself. It's a cool thing to do and implies that you are an intelligent career-oriented person!
1. Okay! First tip! You're going to want to make sure you're in the washroom when you take your selfie because a toilet is a really awesome prop. It boosts a picture, adding a sense of mystery- whats in there? We may never know!
2. Some noobs make the mistake of looking into the camera when they take their selfies. For that perfect selfie, what you're gonna want to do is look into your own reflection of the mirror you're standing across from. That way you can keep an eye on yourself and make it look like there were interesting things transpiring as the picture was taken, that distracted you from actually looking into the lens.
3. It helps if you have the exposed length of your forearm in the shot. Sex appeal.
4. Always take the picture from above. ALWAYS. It is your best angle for sure. You want to elongate your forehead as much as possible. Anything five finger and above will get you at least twenty private Facebook messages from future boy/ girlfriends.
5. Again, can't stress the bathroom enough.
6. When you caption your photo, it's best if you do it with song lyrics. Preferably something that people will recognize, but not be able to understand in relation to the picture. Like a good Panic! At The Disco title. Or maybe an All American Rejects lyric. Anything to do with the rain is a safe bet.
There you have it. Just six simple steps to literally having THE BEST selfie imaginable.
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