Jamie Foxx

   I haven't seen Django Unchained yet, but I've heard really great things and I want to see it, not so much because of the great things I've heard, but because Jamie Foxx is like a rubik's cube to me. He's got this legit acting career and wears nice suits, but then he has this weird C-list rap career! First of all, he's featured in Gold Digger by Kanye West which was like my grade seven anthem, not because I went after rich guys (or any guys) but because I thought I was hard. Anyway. Enough about me!
   Except not enough about me because I have to reference myself once more. When I was in grade eleven (and did go after boys, thank you very mucchchchchch) I listened to Blame It by Jamie Foxx ft. T-pain, way more than any human being ever should. In case you're unfamiliar the song is Jamie Foxx singing to women everywhere telling them that its ok to get really drunk and hook up with him because they can just blame it on the alcohol. I'm sure Jamie preaches that to his two daughters (brb my eyebrows just flew through the ceiling).
   Weirdest part about Blame It is the music video though, because its got all these really cool celebs in it: Jake Gyllenhaal, Quincy Jones, Forest Whitaker, Samuel L Jackson and, riddle me this, Ron Howard! What the what?? Cherry on the weird-ass cake; its directed by Hype Williams. The strange mix of very talented men cameo mostly in the beginning of the video (probably because their publicists showed them the lyrics and deemed the song potentially career-damaging) and the rest of it is just Jamie Foxx bobbing around in a little red room. Its hard on the eyes.

PS, Worth mentioning that Jake Gyllenhaal dons a fedora while driving a convertible (Ron Howard riding bitch in the backseat), and Samuel L. Jackson's face appears between boobs.

PPS Here's a screenshot of Jamie Foxx looking peeking out of some shutters at some babes. Perhaps hoping for something like "shawtie got drunk, thought it all was a dream so I made her say ah". Like how you say "ah" at the doctor. Like opening your mouth. Like blowjobs, people!! Read between the Jamie Foxx lines. (To be fair that is during the T-pain rap- T-pain= marriage material).

"Girl I know you feel good, just like you look, couple more shots you open up like a book."