Dealing with Tragedy In Indirect Ways

   My apologies for not writing lately. There's been a death in the family. I am also being harassed over the phone by a foreign number that is calling me ceaselessly. So my plate is fuller than if I'd stocked up at the buffet at The Mandarin.
   The way I like to deal with emotions is take them all out on one thing at once, because thats the way to do it, right? So with reference to the guy/person/people who keep calling my cell (legit thirty times this morning), I have started fantasizing about how much of a living hell I would make his life if I lived in Pakistan. I know its Pakistan because he sent me a text sharing this information with me. The fucks I don't give are infinite!
   But there is only so much hate mongering one can imagine before one must get practical. I can't afford to fly out to Pakistan and break this guy's cell phone, and since my service provider does not offer the luxury function of the call blacklist, I have to get creative. I'm thinking the best thing to do, is to fake my death over the phone. I need to invest in a tape recorder first. Maybe record a fight scene (preferably with gunshots), car crash, mugging gone wrong- that kind of thing. Then hopefully they will stop calling. If they don't then maybe I will actually have to throw myself into traffic.