Theories on Kardashian Baby X

   If watching marathons of the Kardashians whenever I have access to a TV has taught me anything its that they are all about supporting and representing the family. Its going to come into the world wearing a pair of socks from Rob Kardashian's sock line. I'm sure they have a procedure where they can intravenous a pair of socks into the womb. This is 2013. It is the future now. Moving on, I certainly expect a Kardashian maternity line the spans the breadth of all things mommy-and-me: a kangaroo pouch on every type of garment imaginable (yoga, scuba, skydiving). Okay, what else? I just have so many ideas and so little keyboard! I'm also hoping for some diamond earrings for baby X, get a little Bruce Jenner up in there, then maybe ombre its hair when its long enough because I'm pretty sure every Kardashian lady has rocked that at some point. We shouldn't forget Kanye though- although amongst the Kardashians is probably the only time when he can slip by unnoticed- so I propose that the doctor who delivers the baby can wear the Dropout Bear mascot. Maybe there won't even be a hospital involved! Maybe Kim K can give birth in this mysterious mall that Kendall and Kylie are always talking about. No matter what, I'm sure the baby will be as Kardashian as is humanly possible and I just can't wait to never stop talking about it.