100th Post Bonanza!!

   Holla at yo girl, this is my 100th blog post to date. Well done me. I was motivated to write a post now because I am procrastinating my homework, and I had just peeped that 50thingsiwanttodobeforeidie is trending on twitter, so I thought, lets up the stakes on this. In celebration of 100 posts about nothing, here is a post about 100 things I don't want to do before I die!
1. My poetry readings on syntax and line structure
2. Utter the phrase "not while you're living under my roof"
3. Utter the phrase "No daughter of mine (etc)"
4. Have children
5. Find a cat turd on my pillow
6. Cry during Kung Fu Panda 2- oh wait, that already happened
7. Listen to Somebody That I Used to Know ever again
8. Develop arthritis
9. Be cheated out of whipped cream at Starbucks
10. Run into an ex when my hair looks like a haystack
11. Laugh so hard I fart a bit
12. Eat a bad carrot
13. Receive negative feedback on something I worked really hard on
14. Get jalapeno in my eyes- too late, but I don't want it to happen again
15. Hear the word "melon" ever again
16. See pictures of dictators with kittens
17. Lose things
18. Fight with my mom
19. Get anything below a B+
20. Die in a fiery plane crash
21. Die in a watery plane crash
22. Have my husband run off with the maid
23. Miss out on pie
24. Run out of battery
25. Experience back pain- might be hard considering the diagnosis of chronic back pain that I have received already in my life, I am so young. How is this possible?
26. Watch my friends get mistreated by men
27. Watch my friends get mistreated by women
28. Have beer spilled on me
29. Break a bone
30. Lose an adult tooth
31. Alzheimers
32. Divorce
33. Get any more paper cuts
34. Watch a varsity football game
35. Buy overpriced cereal
36. Puke on myself
37. Eat a placenta
38. Cry so hard I fart- is that even possible?
39. Gossip anymore
40. Fall from a great height
41. Get trapped in an elevator
42. Accidentally burn the house down
43. Drive anyone to the airport
44. Lose my keys
45. Lose all my money in the stock market
46. Get the spins
47. See a father get publicly humiliated in front of his child(ren)
48. Watch Avatar
49. Get my wisdom teeth out
50. Gain 100 pounds in a month
51. Gain 100 pounds in a week
52. Gain 100 pounds in a day
53. Die in a pool of my own blood
54. Not get the chance to say goodbye to someone
55. Pay more than 10$ for a haircut- if only...
56. Family music night
57. Pay tuition
58. Get the flu
59. Experience the bacon shortage
60. Skydive
61. Parcour
62. Jury duty
63. Homewreck
64. Get fired from a job
65. Get fired literally by a fire
66. Bungee jump
67. Horribly disfigure my beautiful face
68. 10k mud portage
69. Hear another 69 joke
70. Get up and grab my computer charger
71. Karaoke
72. Make out with someone who's just eaten a lot of spaghetti
73. Watch all the horror movies
74. Lose a foot to diabetes
75. Spill mustard on a blouse
76. Lick an ice cream cone in such a way that the scoop falls off the cone
77. Give birth to a baby wolf
79. Be able to say I've seen every Twilight movie
80. Clog a toilet at someone else's house
81. Anything involving phlegm
82. Have to speak to the handful of people I know who I really genuinely dislike
83. Sympathize with a drunk friend
84. Get a finger wart
85. Get a face wart
86. Get a spray tan
87. Get a sunburn
88. Get a tapeworm- except I think thats trendy now
89. Shave my head
90. Lose a good friend
91. Have to drink my own pee for survival
92. Receive a letter of rejection
93. Pay late fees
94. Develop Diverticulitis
95. Get anymore fucking pimples on the middle of my forehead
96. Accidentally scratch the pre-existing pimple on the middle of my forehead
97. Wet the bed
98. Wake up screaming
99. Identify a body
100. Fall up the stairs