Slutty Halloween

   Halloween post round 2. You may have noticed, if you have eyes in your head, that some girls like to dress in ways that would not make their mothers proud on Halloween. I don't like to use the word slut, but... yeah, sometimes people dress like sluts on Halloween. So I thought, hey, to each his/her own and I thought up some slutty costumes:
1. Slutty plastic bag.
2. Slutty ghost.
3. Slutty Napoleon Bonaparte.
4. Slutty worm.
5. Slutty Hurricane Sandy.
   Right now, you might be reading this and thinking "those are not the slutty costumes of my youth, in fact, those are not eve hot costumes". The way I see it though, is if you're going to go for a slutty costume, why not make it hilarious too. I was super close to going as a slutty ghost one night, I even took a picture of myself in costume:

So legit. But unfortunately I sweat a lot and I need a costume that provides optimal ventilation and minimal sweat stains. Also, if I ever had to show my ID I would be kind of up the creek. So maybe its a  better slutty costume for underage kids who want to sneak into like little rebels.
   So if you're in the market for a slutty costume this year, I encourage you to seriously consider the list I have provided. Nothing is funnier than something that is not funny wearing a bra.