Fabergé Eggs

   How fucking killer would it be to have a Fabergé egg in your home? Very killer, that is the correct answer. I don't mean having one in the fancy mansion of your dreams, I mean in your home that you live in right now. Just have a bedazzled golden egg chilling on your coffee table or something.
   You would come home from work or class every day, starbucks in hand, holler to your roommate or lover that you're home, and casually toss your coat down next to your fucking Fabergé egg. People would come to your place to pre-game before going out on the town and you could play flip cup round the egg. It wouldn't even have to be Easter. It is a decorating choice that transcends seasonality. Its not like anyone would really see it in your home and be like "ermahgerd its soooo tacky to have that out after Labour Day", and if anyone did say that you can just raise your hands to the sky and say "whatever, I have a Fabergé egg. What have you done today?", and that will be the end of the discussion.