Its that time of year again folks, time for The Almond's Money blah blah blah #2!
This one's for all you folks out there who like to enjoy the finer things in life. I will teach you all I know, for I fancy myself quite the wine-conaisseur, and that is what this super tip is about: wine conaissance. Thats french I think. It is recently of late that I have discovered my talents for wine tasting and even more recently that I have come to specialize in wines for under ten dollars. If you're really fancy I'm sure you could find a very good six dollar wine that is only legal in some parts of southern america, but as it stands I am only taking into account beverages that are 100% legal and 8% alcohol or higher.
My special gift for sniffing out cheap wines at the liquor store came with my discovery of Citra. In Montreal, you can get a bottle of Citra for 9.95$. That's a litre bottle, not some nancy boy 750 mL shit, if you're going to drink cheap chardonnay at least let something be manly about it! Since my debut on the wine scene I have discovered another Italian wine (can't remember the name due to permanent brain damage from ingestion) that rings in at a meagre 8$ per litre. Now thats what I'm talking about! Some say I am slowly on my way to drinking distilled goat's pee, but I like to think its gotta at least be cow pee.
If wine isn't really your thing, the internet is a great place to meet with real life scientists living out of their parents' basements who can tell you exactly how to separate the alcohol from regular household products such as nail polish remover, paint thinner and mould. Some of these may not necessarily be drinkable, but I am sure with the help of a syringe, nothing can stop you!
PS. Temporary or permanent hallucinations may result from the latter methods, but if you've read this far I'm assuming you're into that.
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