Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Dating Rich Guys

   I'd like to date a rich guy one time. We don't have to go out for too long- unless we like each other like that. I'm trying to accumulate life experiences while I'm young, like going somewhere far away, and painting my nails muted colours. I think the rich guy is next on the list.
   I feel like my plan could potentially be met with some criticism though. I hear all the wet blankets out there being like, "you can't use someone for their money. Thats evil, scorpion woman!" To all those wet blankets I ask you to look at it from the other end of the spectrum. I'm not the only girl who has ever wanted a rich guy to take her out. Similarly, I'm sure there's a rich guy out there who is like, "wow, I just want an awesome poor girlfriend."
   For me, its mostly about dressing up and eating scalloped potatoes and not having paper napkins. For him, it would probably be a wonderfully fulfilling cultural experiment and maybe he could even get community service hours for the duration of our relationship. I don't see anything wrong with that.

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