One time I did hash by accident. It was totally not a threatening situation, and if you understand anything about me by now, you know that the idea of me on a drug(s) is hilarious. This post isn't just about my less-than glamorous run-ins with drugs though, its about my true drug of choice. My drug spirit animal, if you will: ice cream.
What the fuck even is heavenly hash? I just ate some, and I still don't really know what it is/was. My best guess is marshmallow, chocolate and almonds. Why does that make it heavenly or hashy though? I mean, it was good, but it wasn't PC vanilla chocolate crackle, lets just leave it at that. The "hash" is particularly confusing though.
After doing minimal research I have learned that hash is synonymous with "mess" or "mix-up". Heavenly mess. Sounds like a weird orgy. I'm going to argue that the creators of heavenly hash had their heads up their butts when they were naming this flavour. It seems probable.
In french, heavenly hash is called "délice royal", which loosely translates to royal delish. Please note that this is nowhere near the literal words heavenly or hash. It seems like a rather subjective stance for an ice cream flavour. It seems to assert that the eater will like the flavour, and sure, there's nothing I can really fault it on, but heavenly is a strong word.
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