Raisin Bran

   Raisin Bran is the kingpin of the cereal mob. It knows it too. It's rocking that purple box and not giving two fucks about it. Its got 2 scoops *insert joke about 2 chainz here*. It just balls so fucking hard.
   Its got bran and raisins both of which are healthy but just a little bit of sugar to make it exciting. Raisin Bran is a grandpa cereal too, which makes it naturally aligned with some sort of patriarch.