The Cheetos Dilemma

   You know Cheetos? If you don't, get the fuck out. Right. Now.
   You know when you're eating Cheetos? If you don't, what the fuck are you even doing with your Cheetos, perv? So when you eat the Cheetos, there is a particular issue that is most commonly associated with but not limited to the Cheetos brand. You'll have a similar issue when you eat other powder cheese snacks. You get the cheese powder on your fingers, and its gross and you want to not have it on your fingers. If you're alone, you probably lick your fingers after the powder gets unbearable and continue eating from the bag like the pitiful lard cow that you are. Things get a little messier if you're eating with friends because you either have to wash your hands a psycho amount of time, and give yourself OCD, or suffer with the powder which is physically impossible. Not eating Cheetos is also impossible.
   No self respecting lard cow would lick their fingers in front of their classy friends and then stick their hand back in the bag. Simply, no. So whats a girl to do then, I ask you? Its the ultimate catch 22!