Gift Cars

   Gentlemen take note: I have never received a car as a gift. Pedestrians take note: I have never driven a car. There are all these ads on TV though that indicate that gentlemen give automotive vehicles to their wives and girlfriends as gifts. First of all, where's my car at? More importantly though, where do these fabulous husbands get the giant bows that top each new car?

   The perfect giant red bow is very contradictory to every example of men wrapping gifts that has ever existed. This leads me to believe that they give you that bow in lieu of a gift receipt. I guess if you're the kind of person that gets a brand new car as a surprise gift then you're the same kind of person who would return it to get it in a better colour. 

   Do you keep the bow? I would want to (ironically of course). Maybe you could turn it into a fashion accessory. I mean, thats what Nicole Kidman did at the Oscars circa 2007, right?