Sunday, December 2, 2012

What is Tumblr?

   On the surface, Tumblr appears to be thirteen to twenty-three year-olds across the globe. But Tumblr is so much more than lonely girls and angry boys with spacers. I've decided to expand this list from just words that are Tumblr, to things that are Tumblr.

Things That are Tumblr

- "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" is Tumblr.
- Boy London is Tumblr.
- Girls with stringy hair is Tumblr, unless the girl in question is
- Zooey Deschanel who is Tumblr.
- Or the Olson Twins or Lindsay Lohan (but not funny Lindsay, sexy Linsday) who are Tumblr.
- sneak attack penises, and all other forms of unexpected genitalia are Tumblr.
- pictures of happy couples that are a lie because someone had to take that picture are Tumblr.

At any given time, you may encounter text on Tumblr, at least one if not all of these words will appear in each individual post. These words are Tumblr:

- lovely (and any of its variations, "lovelies", "my lovelies")
- stunning
- "Ok, bye"

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