Pharrell

   Pharrell is an enchanting mystery to me. You're going to need to Youtube the music video for Hot-n-Fun, I would suggest Hypnotize U too, but I'm not bout the fedoras and none of those video-hoes are me, so thats problematic. He's got that sum'n sum'n for sure in his videos, but when you Google image him some rather unfortunate photos come up. Its like he was going through his pre-teen awkward phase (again, see fedora) in his mid-thirties.
   Thats another thing. How am I supposed to feel about the fact that Pharrell will apparently be 40 in April?? Witchcraft! I would say black magic, don't think I didn't see that pun, but I don't know you well enough to start making race jokes.
   Sometimes I think Pharrell might be the most alluring man in the world. There. I said it. Sue me. But then there are other times when I see this picture

and I can't even verbalize my disappointment and wild confusion. Like... who let you out like that Pharrell? Its like there's Hot Pharrell and Awkward Pharrell existing in the same world. I actually suspect that maybe he has a really awkward twin. There's no other explanation.