Not Shopping

   I never go shopping, but when I do, I only like things that I can't afford. So I think its awesome when I try something on and it doesn't fit because then I don't have to spend a month not eating because I spent food money of shoes. I also love it when I try something on and it accentuates my weird body. These things make most people feel like crying, but being immune to emotions I know nothing of this feeling. I can simply leave the store with an empty soul but a full wallet.